Vicki Pollard would be proud of Ablisa: Abbey Johnston and Lisa Parker show us what real chav-charm is all about.

Looking like the poorest examples Vicki Pollard herself could ever have spawned Lisa Parker and Abbey Johnston, aka Ablisa, took chavdom to the masses on the X Factor last night. Inarticulate, unattractive, rude and just objectionable altogether, these two girls even impressed judge Simon Cowell with their poor attitude and sheer boorish behaviour.The preliminary judges who screen the contestants for suitability for appearing in the televised auditions must have been bowled over by these two fronting up – unfortunately they should know that not all the deluded and untalented ones make for good viewing…

Things got off to a bad start as soon as these two girls, who have obviously graduated from the Vicki Pollard School of Charm and Etiquette, launched themselves onto the stage and it went downhill rapidly from there. They managed to insult judge Louis Walsh immediately, rambled and carried on incomprehensibly about god-knows-what and when the audience decided enough was enough and began to boo them one of them shouted at the crowd to ‘shut up’. Unfortunately they were allowed to…’sing’ (if that’s what it was) while one stood the whole time with her back to the audience. Just awful – and not even mildly entertaining in the morbid sense. The result was predictable with the girls being told they were, in essence, complete rubbish, and for good measure were informed by Simon Cowell that they were the rudest individuals he had ever encountered on the show – and with that the fatter one with the braces countered with yet another insulting and ignorant remark, this time to guest-judge Australian singer Natalie Imbruglia. But they reserved their worst behaviour for their exit…

when the one-without-the-braces slugged her friend as they made their way off the stage, not to be outdone, the one-with-the-braces then gave the shocked audience and judges the one-finger-salute. One can only hope they will never breed…

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21 Comments.

  1. M-A-R-G-I-N-A-L , fat , ugly and stupid …..

  2. this video must be shown in every english school to every girl….the best example of how not to be i have ever seen.
    these girls will be scarred for life by this experience and their parents bare the responsibility.
    post this video on your FB and lets get this thing going viral asap.

  3. I saw the girls the girls in Leamington Spa today and the amount of people swarming around them was beyond ridiculous. Apparently they were off to a tatoo parlour to have matching X-Factor tats! Just shows these days you do not have to be talented to become famous!!

  4. I agree that this pair represent all that’s worst in one section of English society, but for a glimpse into talentless-with-attitude have a look at the x-factor audition in 2008 by minstrel, Ariel Burdett. She should team up with Ablisa and get their own show on Channel 4.

  5. they make a much better comedy team than a singing team – I understand there is a move to get them their own reality show and that they are performing at some club this weekend – what WERE the preliminary judges thinking to let them get this far

  6. I’m really glad this didn’t happen on an American show. I’m getting tired of people using trashy people as an excuse to insult my country of origin. Please remember that there are trashy people even in Europe.

  7. > One can only hope they will never breed
    I’m surprised they don’t already have 4 kids each (by 4 different fathers).
    I’m sure they will soon enough.
    Imagine having to teach them!

  8. Actually, this kind of performance is gold for the X-Factor.
    It or similar programs may unearth Susan Boyle, but they also rely on the shockingly bad to get viewers and sell advertising slots.
    These 2 are a good argument against introducing compulsory voting – an utter waste of 2 ballot papers.
    All entitlement & no responsibility, yeah?
    Their probably lazy & ignorant parents have clearly abdicated their children’s upbringing to the state, but this results in the train wrecks we see: teachers aren’t supported if they tell children the truth about themselves – clearly a different thing from abusing authority & picking on kids which happened too often a couple of generations ago.
    Talk about lumpenproletariat.

  9. Why the link between these 2 unfortunate girls and horrific child abusers, can imagine you lot would have wicked things to say about Peter Connelly had he been allowed to grow into adulthood. Looking down on ‘chavs’ does not make you more intelligent than them, maybe just nastier.

  10. Because such chavs breed and become child abusers, they are pram-pushing, tracksuit-wearing, fag-smoking, redbull- swilling swine.
    There are entire council estates of them all living off MY taxes and the population are fed up with them. They’ve no shame in how cheap and tacky they behave as we have seen just by how these two displayed themselves on national television and sadly they have liberal leftie apologists like yourself.

  11. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: All I could think was, what a couple of total cows! No talent, totally offensive, really physically unattractive, but the one thing they CAN change, is the way they behave. How unfortunate, somebody dropped the ball on these two losers. No one taught them, how to conduct themselves with a little dignity, why treating others with respect is important. MOOOOO!!!!!!!!! :cry: :cry:

  12. God these two birds are soooo ugly :twisted:
    Are their parents cousins or something :???:

  13. Canadain Pilot Ken

    For them to change they would need to calm down, lose weight, get an attitude adjustment, and apply themselves to becoming proper. I know, I know, I’m asking for pigs to sprout wings and fly. It’s sad — without some change their futures are easily mapped out: children out of wedlock, alcohol abuse, boyfriend/lover walking out on them, welfare/state support till they die of diabetes. oy what a life. :shock:

  14. Canadian Pilot Ken

    oops pardon the typos! its Canadian and I meant to say “proper adults”. Honestly after going to youtube to view this for the first time (I saw read this post before the video) I am still a little shaken–can’t think straight. Seeing people like this is really disturbing.

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