Cultured Views

‘Muscles’ Madonna

Posted under Entertainment by Wendy on March 31st, 2008 5:05 pm

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Madonna was pictured recently going for a walk in London after one of her workouts at the gym. Madge works out for two hours a day six days a week and boy does it show!

How old is she, 50…? looking at her sinewy arms and tiny waist you’d say ‘no way’, but of course then you get a look at her hands and face. One thing about maintaining certain parts of the body beyond a certain age is that it shows up elsewhere…and with Madge it shows up on her face. But then again Madonna was never really pretty, or all that feminine to start with…rather boyish if you ask me. Mind you, I admire her clout, her business acumen, her balls-y spirit.

But for all that Madonna, despite her name, is not exactly the last word in femininity. By the way Madge, whilst you spend so much time at the gym, who is looking after that little boy you purchased from Africa a while back…?

And what are you going to do about your daughter’s mono-brow ? we all know you home school your kids, but sometime, someday, Lourdes is going to have to face the real world…but hopefully not with this…! (or that tiny hint of a moustache…)