Apr 19
Jordan and Pete threaten to release a second album!
Yep, I’ve just been reading about this – what has the general public ever done to deserve this except make the tacky twosome ultra-rich? and not only are they planning to do another album but they are warning us all that it will be an extra long album…for gods sake will someone stop them!!
Are women going mad or what?
There’s yet another mad rush by women to get their hands on the latest magic potion to smear all over their face, except for one thing, it is designed to go on a baby’s bum. Baby Bottom Butter somehow, at some stage, found it’s way on to some woman’s face while she was changing junior’s nappy. I have a problem with this – why would you smear your face with something off a baby’s bum – and just how did this evolve? maybe this is something we’d best draw a veil over for the time being…
Well girls, what are you waiting for…?
