Category Archives: Not too serious

What has Imogen Thomas got in common with ‘buyin’ figs’…?

The ability to be able to string a rhyme together serves various purposes and certainly in this case :)

Her wealthy footballer lover has spent thousands to stop the mainstream media from publishing his name after details of his affair with very-good-sport Imogen almost made it into the daily papers. But how much of a fool he must feel seeing as how well publicised it is on the internet instead…you cannot gag the whole world and as for Imogen feeling ‘thrown to the wolves’ – you made your bed girl now lay in it!

You might feel distressed about your life being ‘ruined’ but how much consideration did you give to the wife and children while you were busy with ‘buyin’ figs’…?

 

 

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UFO’s over New York…? if aliens are out there they will come if they wish – and we may not live to tell the tale.

Okay so here is a post about aliens and the like, it’s not my usual category as there’s nothing to rant about with UFO’s but having read about the UFO seen over New York city last week I thought I’d put my two cents worth in.  Do I believe in extra-terrestrial life…? I believe in the possibility of there being something out there existing in the universe besides us. And it there is I hope it/they – whatever that life form is – stays right where it is and away from our planet. Only one story has ever made me consider that we really are not alone and that was the disappearance in October 1978 over the  Bass Strait of Australian pilot Frederick Valentich who had reported during a flight of being followed by a strange flying object – his last words before he disappeared forever were…

“That strange aircraft is hovering on top of me again. It is hovering and it’s not an aircraft”.

But why would ‘aliens’ want to contact us? why would they want to come here?

Look at it this way; any form of life that had the ability to travel across what would be billions of light-years to get to us – and remember we can only get as far as the moon and back safely at the moment – would be an extremely advanced intelligence far exceeding ours. So why would they bother with a civilisation that could offer them nothing in terms of conversation but had plenty in terms of resources – water, minerals, food supply…

No Trace: Pilot Frederick Valentich

Do we humans bother with trying to communicate with ants or bees?   no, we spend our time trying to eradicate the former as pests and harness the latter to provide us with what we desire. Think of us humans in the same manner and put it into perspective. Any alien civilisation would not be bothered with us as life forms, but I’d say we could provide them with whatever it was that they needed…and came looking for. If aliens ever land here they wont be looking to make conversation or shake hands, they will be here for a purpose and, like humans with ants, will simply eliminate any threat or obstacle. They’ll come and take what they need and then leave – that’s how it will be done, if it ever happens. So if you have ever thought it would be cool for aliens to make themselves known to us then I would think again – if they ever do land here I doubt we will be around afterwards to read about it in the news.

By the way, if you want to learn about the Valentich case then here’s a link to YouTube where it was featured on Unsolved Mysteries.

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The Asylum Seeker’s Story.

A friend in Australia sent this to me recently – I have to laugh…

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS POEM


I cross ocean, poor and broke.
At Christmas Island, see customs folk.

Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need plenty of welfare.

Authorities say, ‘You come no more,
Mr Rudd send visa to your door.’
Centrelink cheques – they make you wealthy!

Medicare – it keep you healthy!

By and by, I get plenty money.
Thanks to you, you Aussie dummy!

Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them ‘come fast as you can.’


They come in turbans and leaky boats,
And buy big house with welfare bucks!

They come over here, we live together.
More Centrelink cheques, it gets better!


Fourteen families, we’re moving in,
but neighbour’s patience wearing thin.

Finally, Aussie guy moves away.
Now I buy his house, then I say,

‘Find more immigrants for house to rent.’
And in the yard I put a tent.


Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.

We have hobby, it’s called breeding. Medicare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wives need pills? We get free! We got no bills!

Aussies crazy! They work all year, to keep the welfare running here.
We think Australia darn good place.
Too darn good for Aussie race!

If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Afghanistan !


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