Jamie Cumming, 34, of Dundee is so feckless even his own mother is ashamed of him. This useless tosser has fathered 16 children to 14 different mothers and he has another yet to be born…to another equally feckless girl. We wont call them ‘women’ – the mothers of his kids – Jamie only prefers young girls, teenagers in fact, and there is obviously no shortage of them where he lives who are eager to queue up for his services and make him their passport to a free council house and a life on benefits.

Get that funky fringe girls!

Shame is something his mother should be feeling, and sadly it is a characteristic she has not passed on to her son. He does not work, nor do the mothers of his tribe of kids and several of them he does not even bother to see. That leaves it to us, the taxpayers, to fund this moron’s lifestyle and his growing list of happy teenage brood mares – his latest conquest is just three years older than his eldest daughter. The girls are no better, their kids have no hope in this world with their own brand of ignorance breeding ignorance. One can only pray that with so many offspring running around unaware of their own siblings they don’t ‘get together’ some day, this is a eugenics nightmare. This man and those girls should be utterly ashamed of themselves – but I doubt they’d even know what it means to feel shame of any kind.

I can think of only one solution for this man and his harem…a pair of scissors and a scalpel.