A vacuum is a girl’s best friend…WHAT!!
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As you all know I own and operate a small hotel in a rural area and until I arrived here I never thought that cleaning and housework would become such a central part of my life - I am doing it all the time!
Those who know me very well will be surprised by the thought of me down on my hands and knees scrubbing toilets, clearing cobwebs and performing that task which all intelligent and educated women hate to do…vacuuming!! but yep, I do it on a daily basis and I wanna know one thing…if science can put man on the moon…if science can create aircraft which break the sound barrier…if medical science can enable attractive women to turn into ugly men and get pregnant - then why can science not invent a vacuum that lasts more than four weeks in my trade ? (!!)
I deal with dirt on a daily basis; people who ignore the doormat and walk their mud and stuff through the building and rooms. I never thought I would say this but my best friend these days is a good and reliable vacuum. I have spent hundreds on ‘great brands’ in the past and have found them all wanting… but what I really rave about now to all who will listen is my Dirt Devil. Yeah, ‘he’s’ a ‘devil’ for ‘dirt’ is my new friend.
I once had a dog who we called the canine vacuum as he went around the floor after the kids were finished eating; he cleaned up anything and everything they dropped and never left a crumb. I never thought I would find something which could equal ol’ Roopy for sheer Energy Star rating…he cost very little to run and ate up everything in his path. Now that’s what you want in a vaccum people!
Other than that, does anyone know where I can get a talking doormat which shouts ” Wipe your darn feet as you come in !! ”
Tell me when you do…over to you modern day science !
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