Daily Archives: February 10, 2010

After 14th baby is taken into care this dead-beat woman admits defeat.

If only Theresa Winters and her partner Toney Housden had put as much energy into finding work and being productive members of society I doubt they would be in the position they find themselves today. Theresa and Toney certainly have been productive for the past fourteen years but only in terms of breeding, not in terms of earning a living.

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Theresa, 37, has been pregnant just about all her adult life, she has produced 14 children and all 14 of those children have been taken from her and placed in care. Her eldest were adopted. The babies were removed out of concerns for their welfare and fears of neglect and abuse. Just looking at them brings about an immediate assumption of unfit parents – neither is an oil painting to look at but that alone should not disqualify one from keeping their own child, she might be as gentle as a lamb – but certainly not as bright as one unfortunately. I feel this woman is her own worst enemy; fourteen years of defiantly falling pregnant despite being warned each child would be taken away from her when probably the best thing she could have done was get up off her back and onto her feet – find a job, earn some money, move into a decent home and clean up her act. This couple, unmarried of course, rake in almost £1,200 a month in benefits and live in a one-bedroom council flat in a rather bleak estate. Not exactly upwardly mobile are they…? what kind of future do they offer any child they have…?

To date four of Theresa’s children have been born with disabilities and one baby died at 18 months of age with a neurological disorder – Theresa defied warnings and smoked heavily throughout each pregnancy. And yet she claims to be responsible enough to care for a baby. Probably the most sensible decision she has made was to have a contraceptive implant inserted rendering her infertile for the next three years following her recent baby being removed soon after the birth. She now plans to try and contact her elder children and ‘tell them the truth’ about their origins. Those children will no doubt be coping far better and very probably with great futures ahead of them – they managed to be rescued from the council-estate-welfare-benefits cycle, if only more children were that lucky.

Theresa and Toney; I suggest you get off your lazy backsides and start paying back into society what you both have leeched for so long. Nobody owes you a living – get a job and stop scrounging off our taxes. I wish all your children successful futures away from the feckless lifestyle you both lead – and I wish you, Theresa, a very early menopause.

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So Vernon Kay joins the ranks of those sex-text-pest idiots…

vernonkayNot so long ago you used to get complete losers who got their rocks off by picking up the phone, dialing a random number (yours) and then breathing heavily down the line at you. Obscene phonecalls is what they were generally known as and the best way to deal with such a moron was to have a whistle handy and blow it down the receiver as loud as you could manage. If you were really lucky you could hear as they screeched and dropped the phone – I suppose these days that person would report you and sue you for using undue force…

These days things have not changed, you still get these idiots who think it is funny – and weirdly a turn on – to send stupid and obscene messages to women only now it id done by mobile phone and commonly in the form of text messages. Text Pests you call them – ‘small things amuse small minds’ as the saying goes. TV presenter Vernon Kay has been apologising in overdrive recently when he was exposed as one of these numpties by The Sun - no problems with me Vernie-baby, but I am sure your wife Tess Daly is very upset that you have been sending racy texts to a collection of bimbos over the past five years. She is, in fact, feeling rightly humiliated and betrayed and why should she not…? this couple market themselves as tv’s Golden Couple and have two young children, even though Vernon is no real catch – about as sexy as Ringo Starr – his wife must be wondering why on earth he had to behave in such an immature way.

Here’s your answer Tessie dear: he is a man. Some men – not all thank god – find this kind of thing titillating, amusing and it relieves some sort of inner-boredom they have. It is like those little boys who play knock-knock-run-run and flash-your-winkie-at-the-girls in the playground. Tess, you will have to rise above this and as you have two small children you will have to make this man of yours behave himself. You are far better than any of those plastic, flammable blow-up dolls he pleasured himself over – chin up, keep smiling…and give him absolute hell at home!

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You are travelling up the world’s tallest building…and the lift starts to freefall

For anyone like me with an irrational fear of elevators this would have to be one of your worst nightmares. The worlds tallest tower, the half-mile high Burj Khalifa in Dubai boasts a lift which takes you to the observation deck for stunning views that will both take your breath away and stop your heart as well. I don’t think there is any amount of money I would take to set one foot inside that lift…

At 124 floors up from the ground the lift malfunctioned, the lights went out and it started to fall – they had to rescue the occupants by getting a ladder to them though the shaft. I’ll bet they all needed clean underwear afterwards…

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