Yes it’s true; Katie Price has agreed to re-appear on the reality show ‘I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!’ and we all know what happened the last time she ventured into the jungle…

She met Pete the Greek…

The result from that – as we all know – was a whole new side of Katie being revealed and a whole new career for Peter Andre courtesy of his relationship with and marriage to Katie. Pete landed in the UK straight afterwards with his star reborn, he moved quick-smart into Katie’s house and so began his path towards canonization as the modern day Saint Peter. Well, this ‘saint’ – gods gift to fatherhood apparently – is allegedly jumping up and down at the idea of Katie returning to the show that launched the both of them as a couple.

Come on Pete, she ain’t your wife any more. She is free to do as she wishes and you are in no position to get ‘furious’ about what choices she makes in life. Harvey is HER concern, not yours – remember that. Stop trying to score points. We know you are promoting your CD of break-up songs and we know her appearance in the show will take the publicity away from you – but we also know that you will be glued to that  television screen (in the company of the omnipresent Claire Powell) in all your paranoia as you watch for anything she says that you can put straight into your magazine columns and/or run off, hand in hand with Claire, to your lawyer about.  Best of all, this will ensure you will have an excuse to keep on talking about her – but we know you’re ‘moving on’, of course we do – you keep on saying you are so you must be, you tell us all the time – in every interview you give in fact. Yeah right…