Daily Archives: November 4, 2009

What is the average lifespan of a cheesecake?

cookingWell, it depends on whether that cheesecake is in a shop, a supermarket, a fancy restaurant…or in my refrigerator. In the case of the latter we are talking a lifespan of a maximum of one hour. Once it is set and ready to serve that is…

In my house we rarely eat takeaways, I cook every meal every night from scratch – always have done – and is definitely the reason why all my kids have turned out to be good eaters and not fussy, finicky pickers. I wouldn’t tolerate that from a child of mine – I don’t do ‘menu’s’ and I don’t cook several different meals at a time to cater to choosy kids. I only do a microwave meal on the very rare occasion and as a treat we have fish and chips or a pizza around once a fortnight. I just like to know what goes into my family’s mouths – I’ve nothing against a takeaway meal but in my opinion those women who feed their kids on nothing else are just plain lazy.

Because I do so much cooking in the course of a week I take shortcuts when it comes to sweets and puddings; the kids like their desserts so tubs of ice-cream and things like frozen strudels live in my freezer. Yesterday I decided to make my own cheesecake – a baked strawberry affair which turned out to be divine. I thought I had it well hidden in the fridge but just before serving I could see a phantom finger had found it’s way into the top, crazily I was hoping for a slice leftover to have with my mid-morning cuppa today…in your dreams Mum!

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One man who stood up to cowardly yobs: someone buy BBC’s Paresh Patel a beer!

pareshpatelTwo yobs who decided to harrass BBC reporter, Paresh Patel, one day in September certainly got alot more trouble than they bargained for.

Don’t you just admire the sheer stupidity and cowardice of these idiots; for starters they played it two against one and followed him around the streets of Manchester city for over half an hour shouting abuse at and threatening Mr Patel. They followed the bullies code of practice of course – make sure you outnumber your victim – and took full advantage of the fact that they could easily carry on their assault knowing not one member of the public would bother to challenge them or interfere to assist Mr Patel. But these two jerks underestimated their victim – Mr Patel holds a Black Belt in Karate and is a former international martial arts world champion. True to the philosphy of the sport, Mr Patel displayed superb self control and only lashed out when he needed to defend himself against injury. Perhaps ‘lashed out’ is the wrong phrase – I’d say ‘he gave the bastard what was coming to him’…seeing that coward lying on the ground having been kneed in the groin and whacked across the head will be one of the top highlights of 2009 for me. And where was his accomplice?… he decided to dive for cover when he saw Mr Patel was no sitting duck.

This was all captured on CCTV during broad daylight with passers-by doing what is so common these days – simply passing by with the police taking way too long to arrive on the scene. Fittingly these two morons have received little more than slaps on the wrist from the courts but I dare say they wont pick on anyone in future without checking their credentials first…but oh, seeing that lout hit the ground.

Well done Mr Patel!

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