Daily Archives: May 2, 2009

Let’s see if this new Poet Laureate can actually inspire

poetlaureateShe is a bisexual 53 year old single mother who has been appointed to take her place in a long line of predecessors who date back to 1688.

Carol Ann Duffy is Great Britain’s new Poet Laureate. This position remains somewhat of a mystery outside of the UK but basically the PL is appointed by the Queen to write poems to commemorate State occasions. They do not have to write solely about the Royal Family.

The first appointed PL was John Dryden back in 1688 and there followed such luminaries as William Wordsworth and Alfred Lord Tennyson. Ms Duffy, I feel, will really need to produce something that will make her a little more memorable than recent previous Poet Laureates. Does anyone recall any works from the last PL Andrew Motion…?

No, thought not – except for that piece of drivel he wrote for Charles and Camilla’s wedding back in 2005. I might be overly romantic but to me the title itself suggests inspiration and expression.

This is an excerpt from a poem from Ms Duffy:

‘Today I am going to kill something. Anything/I am tired of being ignored and today/I am going to play  God.’

This is what her predecessor William Wordsworth produced:

‘I wandered lonely
as a cloud
That floats on high o’er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host of golden daffodils,
Beside the lake, beneath the trees
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze…’

tennysonJust give us something inspiring and beautiful Ms Duffy; we know enough about the bleakness of today’s living – we want to escape that and hear some of those exquisite words that the english language so possesses.

And I’d say Mr Tennyson on the left there would agree with me…

Copyright © 2007-2012 Cultured Views. All rights reserved.

Get those fat tourists off the donkeys!

God this makes me so mad!

Take a look at these two-legged lard buckets sitting like sacks of potatoes on the breaking backs of those poor little donkeys

fattourist

Maybe she should be carrying the donkey on her back !

No seriously. I understand that there are parts of the world where the locals are poor and depend solely on tourist dollars; animals like these little donkeys are the way they feed their families and so they are nothing other than mere chattels.

But unfortunately the ignorant tourists encourage this cruelty by paying a small amount of local currency and getting on board for a ride – which not only makes them look like total plonkers in my opinion (like the woman pictured – or is it a man…?) but definitely displays the distress and discomfort of the animal.

Those poor little animals simply get worked until they drop. And it is not just in exotic foreign locations that this happens either. This was the same story in the UK where fat Mums and Dad’s placed their fat sons and daughter’s on the donkeys backs for rides at the seaside – with fat Mum and/or Dad hopping on for a ride themselves. There are now laws to stop this kind of thing – the weight of riders must be apportioned to that of the donkey.

fattourist2It also happens in Spain where animals like donkeys are simply treated like dirt – just see what they do to the poor goats on certain festival days….

Now if you want to do something about this there is a charity which works to help, and often rescue, these lovely creatures who faithfully serve their owners until they are worn to exhaustion. The Brooke works to educate those in the poorest countries in ways to properly care for their working animals; feeding, rest, vet care…

Copyright © 2007-2012 Cultured Views. All rights reserved.

Meet Jamie Pugh – before he even sings!

jamiepughI am enjoying Britain’s Got Talent every Saturday night and it is not just down to the fact that television viewing in the UK is so, well, crap, on a Saturday night. Unforgiveable when you consider that Saturday night tv was at it’s best when it was done by the Brit’s back in the 60′s and maybe 70′s…

BGT is just out and out entertaining; a mix of great talent, not so great and the downright deluded – with those in the latter giving us the biggest laughs. What worries me is the fine line between laughing with someone and laughing at them but so far those in the ‘deluded’ category appear to be well in on the joke and are happy to take the p***.

So far Susan Boyle has been the brilliant new find, and genuinely that as well, but tonight she just may have some rivalry in the form of Welshman Jamie Pugh. Jamie is 37 and knocks the judges sideways with his rendition of ‘Bring him Home’ from Les Miserables. Popular choice this musical this time round it seems – but the songs test the finest singers and if he is as good as the reports are saying he will give Susan a run for her money.

Apparently Jamie suffers horrendous stage fright; so do the best performers in the world Jamie, so you’re in good company :)

Update: This man is gem of a find – and I have never seen someone suffer stage fright so palpably. He sang with such emotion and longing and fully deserved the standing ovation.

Simon is right Jamie, believe in yourself. 

Jamie says he is a pizza delivery driver…I think he has just delivered his last pizza :)

Amazing.

Copyright © 2007-2012 Cultured Views. All rights reserved.