Sorry, but you can only take so much of a particular couple when all you see is them, or more to the point, her, everytime you open a newspaper these days.

This bloody engagement is taking toooo long to reach it’s climax – just like Brangelina’s never-ending pregnancy – and Kerry Katona’s too for that matter…by the way, she’s not pregnant AGAIN yet is she…?

I’m just fed up with the relentless coverage of this couple’s impending nuptials; that intimate and special time which should only happen once in a couple’s life and which these two have sold off to the highest bidder.  Anymore pictures of Coleen-baby swanning around a swimming pool with mobile phone in one hand and a glass of booze in the other may cause me to hire someone to follow her and stick a giant pin in her rubber ducky !