Daily Archives: March 18, 2008

Would you like a baby?

Isn’t that wee babe just so cute? he belongs to my sister, she lives in Australia and she sent me this photo of him sleeping so sweetly. Believe it or not but she has had nineteen so far. Nineteen! I don’t know how on earth she does it, they take up so much of her time but she says she finds it all so worthwhile and fulfilling. I admire her so much for what she does.

Well, what she does is this; when she is finished with one baby she just sells it…there is a huge market for this kind of thing and she gets enquiries from all over the world!

Okay, before you write me damning emails I might just add that the sweet cherub pictured above is actually a doll. But dosen’t he look sooo real? my sister makes them from scratch and sells them online, most often through Ebay. She keeps the one’s she loves the most and takes orders for the rest…that’s why she has nineteen of them sleeping in wee cots and cradles around her home. It looks like a doll shop!

She puts a lot of time and talented effort into each baby so that he/she looks absolutely like a real infant, as you can see from the photo. She says that sometimes she puts so much love and effort into some of them that she gets attached to them and hates having to send them off to new homes.

Anyway, if you would love a baby like the one above; one that does not scream, cry, poo or sick-up then drop me a line and I’ll put you in contact with my sister. But she only sells them to loving homes…bear that in mind!

This one looks like my eldest son as a wee babe!

These are her ‘triplets’.

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Multi-million winner yet Mills still moans

You would think that after being awarded £25m it would be enough to make Heather Mills shut her cake hole about how badly done by she is. She has just received approx £700 for each hour that she was married to Paul McCartney – that’s high class callgirl rates!

But I’ll bet Paul would be the first to admit she was not worth the money and if all was fair she should have to pay him for having to put up with her for all that time. Of course none of us wanted to see this marriage end so quickly and in the fashion that it has. We all knew that Paul was still not over Linda when he married Ms Mills, and when he announced at their engagement that he would not be bothering with a prenup because ‘you don’t need one when you’re in lurve’ I reckoned I could see Heather behind him almost rubbing her hands with glee.

To be fair to Ms Mills I personally don’t believe she married him just for his money, he is well known for being tight with his zillions, but in the last year or so she really has tested my sympathy with her beyond the limit.  Too much mouthing off for my liking…and poor Paul had to live with that!!

Next time Paul, if there is a next time, this might be the right girl for you; someone who is…

* your own age – go on, start a new trend – old men marrying women who are past the menopause, it could catch on!

* has her own money, lots of it and who is tighter with it than you are reputed to be with yours

Anyway Heather, take your millions now and leave…and don’t slam the door on your way out.

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