Daily Archives: November 12, 2007

‘Celebrities’ arrive Down Under…celebrities(?)!

The latest instalment in the UK’s obsession with reality TV is about to kick off again tonight…this time from Australia. This show ‘I’m  Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!’ is a show broadcast from Australia for UK television audiences. The only glaring error in this is one thing…they ain’t celebrities!!.

They are a bunch of washed up has-beens and never-were’s. All taking part in a deserate effort to boost their non existent careers. A motley crew they are too. And for one thing, this show is advertised as being located in the Australian ‘jungle’. Another error…Australia does not have jungles, we have rainforests. The show is also broadcast from a nature reserve in northern NSW that has been turned into a massive TV sound stage with a few insects thrown in for reality. The contestants are surrounded by lighting equipment, tv cameramen and live for ten days in a well prepared area that bears no resemblance at all to the real rainforest environment.

No-one gets eaten alive by mozzies, flies or finds leeches attached to their legs. No snakes seem to appear anywhere and yet they are supposed to be roughing it in the wilds. The only one’s roughing it will be those who choose to watch this farce of a show. Oh, and those poor icky little creatures that a ‘celebrity’ will be forced to eat at some stage. Who else but a failed former topless glamour model would put a kangaroo’s scrotum in her mouth and swallow it?.

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A bit of deja-vu…

I wrote a short while back about how James’ teacher at nursery school is starting to complain about the total absence of french words in James’ vocabulary. He has been attending ecole maternelle for over a year now and, to be honest, we sort of expected him to be chatting away to some degree (however small) in French as well by now. But to date we have yet to hear anything more than a ‘bonjour’ from him.

We can tell this is seriously starting to annoy his teachers and to make things worse some of his little French friends there are beginning to come out with an english word here and there…they have picked them up from James of course. I wouldn’t be too surprised if a complaint has been received from a parent or two about this.  Dear, dear me – James is really corrupting these poor little French people.

Short of banning all of our native language from being spoken around the home by everyone, an impossibility really, we don’t know what else to do about it. The child simply refuses to speak any language other than his own!.

The recent complaint from the teacher has a bit worried though; it looks as though we are going to start having the same problems getting James into mainstream school next year when he turns six as we did getting my elder son William into school. Will’s couldn’t speak French either. And the end result of all that is he has left and returned to Australia ‘to get his life back’.

Come next September should be interesting – if we are still here of course. James may be conversing with his little mates by then…but will they be chatting in his language by then?.

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