The latest instalment in the UK’s obsession with reality TV is about to kick off again tonight…this time from Australia. This show ‘I’m Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!’ is a show broadcast from Australia for UK television audiences. The only glaring error in this is one thing…they ain’t celebrities!!.
They are a bunch of washed up has-beens and never-were’s. All taking part in a deserate effort to boost their non existent careers. A motley crew they are too. And for one thing, this show is advertised as being located in the Australian ‘jungle’. Another error…Australia does not have jungles, we have rainforests. The show is also broadcast from a nature reserve in northern NSW that has been turned into a massive TV sound stage with a few insects thrown in for reality. The contestants are surrounded by lighting equipment, tv cameramen and live for ten days in a well prepared area that bears no resemblance at all to the real rainforest environment.
No-one gets eaten alive by mozzies, flies or finds leeches attached to their legs. No snakes seem to appear anywhere and yet they are supposed to be roughing it in the wilds. The only one’s roughing it will be those who choose to watch this farce of a show. Oh, and those poor icky little creatures that a ‘celebrity’ will be forced to eat at some stage. Who else but a failed former topless glamour model would put a kangaroo’s scrotum in her mouth and swallow it?.
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